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Ttobey Enterprises Inc
Jul 2, 2007 by Doctor Internet, Jr. from America
Overall Rating: 1
Food:[4] • Service:[4] • Atmosphere:[2]

• Scenic views of some of the best alley ways in the country
• Rife with disease.

“My fellow professors and I were looking for a place to meet for our annual Physics Week meeting. After months of searching, I came upon Ttobey Enterprises. We decided to try it out. Big mistake. No sooner had we walked in the door, we were mauled by three Bengal Tigers. Afterwards, we were taken to our seats overlooking the Long Beach Landfill. The smell wasn't as bad as I had first thought. The only food item they had on the dinner menu was discarded AA batteries in chicken broth. The owner insisted that it was safe to eat. Sadly, I no longer have use of my left eye do to nickel poisoning. You can guarantee that Ttobey Enterprises will no longer have mine or any of my family's business.”

Ttobey Enterprises Inc
Jul 2, 2007 by Doctor Internet, Jr. from America
Overall Rating: 1
Food:[4] • Service:[4] • Atmosphere:[2]

• Scenic views of some of the best alley ways in the country
• Rife with disease.

“My fellow professors and I were looking for a place to meet for our annual Physics Week meeting. After months of searching, I came upon Ttobey Enterprises. We decided to try it out. Big mistake. No sooner had we walked in the door, we were mauled by three Bengal Tigers. Afterwards, we were taken to our seats overlooking the Long Beach Landfill. The smell wasn't as bad as I had first thought. The only food item they had on the dinner menu was discarded AA batteries in chicken broth. The owner insisted that it was safe to eat. Sadly, I no longer have use of my left eye do to nickel poisoning. You can guarantee that Ttobey Enterprises will no longer have mine or any of my family's business.”

Chen's Restaurant
Jun 2, 2007 by john from Longbeach
Overall Rating: 4
Food:[5] • Service:[5] • Atmosphere:[3]

• I liked the service, the food was ok.
• The atmosphere, I felt like I was eating in a cafeteria.

“Just an average Chinese restaurant, even though it is probably the only one in the area it still could use some improvements to heighten the dining experience overall.”